Acting Architecture and Acting Architectural Office
Synoptic Report Concerning General Social Conditions
per Findings based on Observations and In-Person Experience by International Travellers
(Including Very Important Persons and Legitimate Tourists Who Contribute To The Local and Consequentially Also Provincial Economies and Business Travellers of Distinction as well as Regular Business Travellers but typically Not Expedited Arrivals Whose Business ranking from Extremely to Very Urgent or Important Relayed On to be Followed by Immediate Departure for Other Business)
and Persons of Status whose Residency Duration is Enduring
including Major Architects and Extreme Atheletes
June 2, 2024
BACKGROUND
Consensus remains tacit, implicit, subtle, unexpressed, but explicable: were that a generic statement which covers only popular findings, which cannot undermine yet discovered cases of exception, insofar as that official positions to defend such finding may not be publicized due to risks remaining outside of calculation of most persons local at position in smaller defined and protected floors - the finding in a single simple statement could only be reported in such as this very delimited report protected by the rights of Free Speech still standing in this city of Calgary by both all the courts to the Province of Alberta and the City of Calgary, and the courts inside the borders to the internationally legal and standing entity of country titled by its official name to all recognized entities in the global world as Canada.
Insofar as that the statement is to be made below, it is understood that all standard disclaimers to protect and preserve the potential for understanding, applying understanding deliberately through discussion and discourse, and further, asserting by many measures of care to some physical domains small and defined within the city limits to Calgary, belonging by the long term of work by many to become officers and workers to this Office, so the Office issuing the finding in a single simple statement does hereby disclaim all responsibility, to have projectedly the outcome of ignoring and rejecting “randomtalk” and or any related actions in regards this expensively discovered and computationally costly finding as expressed:
“This town is too boring.”
As per that despite the statement in findings above made but not disclosed for unnecessary defensive poise concerning why or how it could be so, when such a case is simply per objective accounting by many, as indicated by the title of this document, and ought by the author’s observation to, through some effort by any of the community responsible to ethics and law and knowledge recognized by persons with status to citizenship in this city to country and province, reach for that called “solution”, ie. a creative and sensitive novel application which could offer suggestive adjustment potential for any who do also recognize the fact in the particular from the generic statement, as any solution ought to address a particular problem which did not quite exist for the public over which discussion and resolution become possible until identification at least through verbal or gestural action by a human being.
This report now reaches for the conclusion post a small to medium measure of verbosity in the interest of faster communication due to the state of boredom likely to occur without the abuse from prescription sometimes forced of instances of products from what is fondly labelled by many in the communities of Calgary as “Big Pharma”, which most excellent doctors find incidentally to perhaps be unhealthy rather than absolute solutions to minor and trivial health problems, the most common type of health problems afflicting most Calgarians. To reach for solution, let us now consider a moment of how best to address this unsightly phenomenon interfering with local ambitions for tourism to uplift our city’s economy all at once. This IOffice would like to cordially extend An Open Call through the below statement, to be approved by the Municipal Office to the City of Calgary and to find processing including the mailbox for submissions:
“The Acting Architecture and Acting Architectural Office offers that any who resides inside the city limits to the city of Calgary or in this city’s vicinity or by friendly relations to this city whether in economy, intelligence, art and culture, nature, security, life quality, et cetera, to please submit for review towards selective application the proposals (one page only, appendices up to ten pages, letter-size):
‘What can architects. specifically, provide, in design and bureaucratic and legal negotiation, that would provision set yet made in artificial physical form that can be located in the City of Calgary to improve the availability of interesting activities, where the set to be designed is to be in permanent form termed “architectural” by common notion?’”
The Architecture Office, whose previous issuance to the public residing with responsibility to the City of Calgary was titled “Interim Standing Order for Architecture Calgary”, still in process by practicing architects and associates, approves this message in the form of a Report of Findings based on Objective Accounting.
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